The 'Schland

The 'Schland

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The banality of definitions
In the German republic, old habits die hard.
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The trillion-dollar mini-muffin
Top Gun 3 now at a conference center near you.
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Never let facts get in the way of framing
German media show us how to get the story you want.
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O Hannah, where art thou?
A winning formula for authoritarianism.
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The tragic narcissism of collective trauma
Years on, still waiting for the elusive Inquisitor-Nazi-Arab Boogeyman.
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The 'Schland meets its Anschluss
When you move beyond the 'Schland, the 'Schland must move with you.
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Beware the authoritarian on a bike
The "be nice" lecture has failed.
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The several stages of stupefaction
Let us count the ways Germany is embarrassing itself.
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Crimes against Germanity
Germany throws its "reason of state" under the bus.
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No vote for you
Ten million people in Germany don't matter.
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Deutsche Denkfehler kill art
Obsession with process, order, and authoritarianism on full, albeit unwitting, display at Berlin's Hamburger Bahnhof Museum of Contemporary Art.
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Winning is for losers
For opposing oligarchies that are actually the same, stalemate is victory.
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